TRUE GIT is finished. It weighs in at 1hr16 and you don't even realise it's that long when you watch it so...must be good!!!!
True Git A sordid mess of violence, sex, double-crossing, cross-dressing rancid twaddle. There are problems in the underworld. Anton Different is struggling for survival after his ex-lover, Cat Sexoid Bath, tries to fit him up for her murder. A string of miscreantic accidents ensure that this will not go according to plan. Why has a derranged South African fella persuaded David Bowie to kill his secret brother, Anton Different????Who really is resposible for the death of an entire girls school and the rape and urinatory deaths of 39 pensioners? Can the inept detectives, Muppet and Nugget, really solve this "myriad turd"?
NEW FILM OUT: The Rape of Sense, The Rape of Reason.
Brice and Shirley have just moved into their new home. Domestic troubles are only the surface problems when a French social worker comes around to inspect their child. They forgot to unpack him! This is only a minor detail when the social worker finds the local plumber and a mechanic having a gay romp in the couple’s bed. Is the family doctor telling the truth: Is the social worker really an escape from the mental hospital? Is the doctor an escapee? Who should be put away? What about the lies? Who cares etc?
ANOTHER NEWBIE: EndGay
Our heroes of wit are upon us again. Dr Santa and Fucko star in another installment of tripe. Based as loose as diahorea on End Game by Samuel Beckett (re-written by Samuel Jackson). It leaves us with the basic duo, at home, relaxing and just being themselves. Their world is breifly shaken up when Fucko remembers that he is supposed to meet his brother (something he is supposed to do every thirty years). Will he finally see him? What could he look like? Will he recognise him? Will he resemble Hitler aswell? So!
The films are available on Video(PAL) and Video-CD(PAL)
A Summer Holiday Called Deathcamp
Our protaganist, Michael Shatarse, has won the lottery. First, obviously, he kills his nagging wife. Then, unsure of what to do with his money he sets about remaking his favourite film of all time, Summer Holiday. This time it will be the way he wants it, ie foul and completely different but, still starring Cliff Richard as the lead. Michael searches for Cliff and,in his role as a toilet attendant, he finds him,...sat on the toilet! After being pesuaded into starring in this blockbuster, the film begins.....
Features: Cliff Richard, Davros, She-Davros, the Sandmen, Fuzzy Donger(Fonze), Magic Hilda, Slack Alice, Tankers, Buddy Holly, Hank Marvin, The Cybermen, The Millenium Falcon, Elvis and whole lotta shitheads!
This Spring is the start of filming on a new film by Zorg Traveller, The Fucking Cunts of Easter Island (the name is to be changed, we think!)
ANother film in the pipeline is Attack of the Natasha Kinskis
