A Questionable Man
He is! This fellow has too much time in his life and too little in his head. A fitting end awaits this waster.

End Gay
Our heroes of wit are upon us again. Dr Santa and Fucko star in another installment of tripe. Based as loose as diahorea on End Game by Samuel Beckett (re-written by Samuel Jackson). It leaves us with the basic duo, at home, relaxing and just being themselves. Their world is breifly shaken up when Fucko remembers that he is supposed to meet his brother (something he is supposed to do every thirty years). Will he finally see him? What could he look like? Will he recognise him? Will he resemble Hitler aswell? So!

True Git
A sordid mess of violence, sex, double-crossing, cross-dressing rancid twaddle.
There are problems in the underworld. Anton Different is struggling for survival after his ex-lover, Cat Sexoid Bath, tries to fit him up for her murder. A string of miscreantic accidents ensure that this will not go according to plan. Why has a derranged South African fella persuaded David Bowie to kill his secret brother, Anton Different????Who really is resposible for the death of an entire girls school and the rape and urinatory deaths of 39 pensioners? Can the inept detectives, Muppet and Nugget, really solve this "myriad turd"?

Alienhated
Aliens should know better than to land on earth, fancy choosing Hull! Two Aliens are sent to earth to study its growth (or decline!). They take the minds of two humans, to enable them to communicate with others. Unfortunately, one male Alien gets a woman’s persona and the other gets into trouble.

Pursued
Art films are about seeing what you want in something so ambiguous. Go for it!

Hole in the Head
Deception can end in tears. It can also end in a Hole in the Head!

The fall
Can the old man that our young friend has sat next to, really be the boy he crippled when he was a child? It’s unlikely but, there you go!

Snuff it, Bitch
A poor little ugly girl is forced by her dad and her uncle into a snuff movie. She's that ugly, you end up feeling sorry for them, instead!

Honesty
Honesty is about peoples LACK of honesty. The lengths people go to to say something which could be said in one sentence. Why say "Your eyelashes flutter like branches in the wind", when you could say "Suck us off or something!!!!" Life is too short and so too is my love of typing!

Paris
The music of Hector Meneze weaves a macabre web over the beautiful images of Paris, as seen by a person who thinks quickly.

A Most Despicable Summer
A Most Dispicable Summer is a cartoon film. It was created around an improvised piece of music/story. It tells the decadent story of a hot summers day gone wrong. Whilst out for a walk on a beautiful hot summers day, Trevor comes across, what he thinks is, a house on fire. This turns out to be just a mirage due to the sweltering heat. The man whom owns the house, invites Trevor in for a drink. The drink is a poison and soon trevor ends up in the cellar, hung, upsidedown!.... Features: beautiful scenery made from coloured paper, dogs, willies, dog muck, lots of colour....

Poland
...ahhh...Poland....the film with thousands of poles....ahhhh...Poland Features: many poles, avante guarde worlds.....

Kung Fu Heaven
Kung Fu Charlie always wanted to go to heaven, and, so he does.

Breakers’ Revenge
Breakers' Revenge was originally part of a series of short films entitled 'Three Colours Brown'. It's the story of a kidnapping - gone wrong. A local aristocrat is kidnapped by a bunch of lowlife breakdancers after he shows interest in their street dancing. The aristocrat, upon being released, becomes a very successful northern club act. The breakers did not have that in mind!... Features: terrific torture scenes(batteries in socks etc), man being beaten by a woman brandishing a whip and a whole lot'a bad vibes, poor breakdance routines, glueys, stand-up comedy?, a block of flats!.....

Tranny Cops
Tranny Cops is the sad story of the harsh realities of Transvestetism. Filmed on location in Paris, Hull and Beverley, it smacks of shit. The story begins its tale with the report of a mans soiled pants falling to the floor of a charity shop changing cubicle. The police arrive, kick the shit out of the offending trannies and leave. Upset the trannies return to the police station to have their revenge. The head of police is quickly replaced with an improved, more camp version. Transvestetism begins to sweep the country, to which, the home office call in their best detectives of the bizarre, Muddy and Skiddy. Whilst out on a routine 'alien in the woods' call, The Tranny Cops are followed and carefully monitored by Muddy and Skiddy. Muddy and Skiddy deal with the Trannies but, then, in an amazing and touching turn-around, they join forces with the puffs and 'dot' the alien. Scarred, the alien leaves......the end?..... Features: Transvestites, coppers, Paris, arrests, batterings, fights, swearing, bumming, real spacecraft footage, weeing, poo, and loads more muck!....

Mondo Horizons
Mondo Horizons was the very first of the Mondo Series of films. The Mondo series are concept films. Characters and situations are created the night before filming then, on the day, the dialogue, and essentially the film, is improvised. It is then edited on the same day, usually around the evening time. The catchphrase is 'Mondo means world and world means fast!'. You know it makes sense! Features: Blood, bondage, guns, retards, white powder(DRUGS?), p in to rubbish....

Mondo Snufflove
Mondo Snuff Love is a class reunion film without any class. It tells the story of a bunch of Ex-Vietnam low-life who come together again, many years after their last operation. They are called in to 'waste' Chalky McCartney, an another ex-Nam toe-rag, who turned on them. Everything goes wrong and Chalky ends up kidnapping the head of the 'wasting' operation..."what a bunch of nobheads" I hear you say!...correctly correctington! Features: Bad attitude, bad style, bad breath, the first violent forced sucking off scene in a moving train, lay-abouts, the ultimate 5 minute car construction, 1 second of shrimping, fantastic 3-d realtime interactive human computer magazine

Mondo Shrimper Delight
Mondo Shrimper Delight is a footwear fetishists absolute dream...well....maybe not! It's actually a documentary. The likes of which you never did see! It's the strange, perverse and often boring document on a group of young men's fascination with ladies footwear. Boots, pumps, high heels, the lot! Features: Idiots, travelling, boredom, HorseMan, shoes, boots and not much else!

The Catalyst

The English Underpants (animation)
The early work of Wilson/Barnes. Animations should have certificates, as well as morals.

Bread Stew
Never trust post boxes. Around every corner and in every crevice are disappointments, deceits and badness. Honesty should hail with a golden hand, but some differ .

Interview with a Shrink
A Northern gent is put on the couch. His local mind is allowed to wander further, further than his local pub. He shouldn’t have said a word!

DogMuck: Pure Hull in a room
This film has no sense and no reason...or doesn't it? The sound of the sea has the same relaxing quality as a brain which doesn't function properly. The two lovebirds in this film are sea cadets!

The Lighthouse People
Funded by the band DogMuck, this film is a dark attack on morality. It is a sad story of two lighthouse keepers who are involved with each other in a gay and sadistic relationship. The troubles begin when the locals complain about the number of shipwrecks since their 'coupling'. One of the men's mothers is worried about her son and sends his father to find a good doctor. The doctor he finds is not what he seems. He turns out to be a demented vet! Stars: Dr Santa and Fucko

Legion
Legion has the mood of a haunted forest, the darkness of a spiders balls, the quirkiness of Quentin Crisp and, the script of a dogs arse...no..no,no! Legion is, in a word, strange and disturbing. The film starts off on a deserted industrial wasteland, like a modern-day western. The gentle breeze and restless rubbish flying around are interupted by a sudden onslaught of Zombie violence then.....then comes the unravelling of the story. Why the Zombies?....Why the the violence?....if only it was ever made clear! Features: Zombies, violence, orange PVC clothing seen for the first time in Black and White, strange people, haunted areas, gay flashbacks, porno flashbacks, flashbacks, backs, chases, SFX and most of all...bad dubbing!

Segmenta
The follow-up to Otkuda. Dr Santa and Fucko are off on holiday to Madrid. They are their usual selves, stupid and ill-informed on life. Only there for a few hours, and already a diamond smuggler is on their trail. Dr Santa has been mistaken for a smuggler and blackmails him with a spirit timeshare plan. Fucko’s attempts to make Dr Santa appreciate the beautiful surroundings, well, they fall on muck that they share. Fucko is upset when he sees the spirit of his dead son, Benjamin. This cause him to have a heart attack. Will he survive? Who will care?

The Rape of Sense, The Rape of Reason
Brice and Shirley have just moved into their new home. Domestic troubles are only the surface problems when a French social worker comes round to inspect their child. They forgot to unpack him! This is only a minor detail when the social worker finds the local plumber and a mechanic having a gay romp in the couple’s bed. Is the family doctor telling the truth: Is the social worker really an escape from the mental hospital? Is the doctor an escapee? Who should be put away? What about the lies?

Four Shades of Shit
TV is shit. Here is the proof.

Swines
Swines is a semi-documentary. It questions society and it's view and oppression towards strange or gay people. Our story focuses on one case: the story of a gay northern man who is kidnapped and taught how to be "not a bender!". It questions our views and is parallel with that of society Stars: Zorg Traveller, Henry V Godshot, Nimrod Ping, and Margaret Scratcher Music by DogMuck and DJ QuikSave

Babettes
Babettes is a short B/W film, shot in a documentary style way. It shows how the discease, Babettes, affects people. Babettes; someone who speaks absoloute baba(shit) all the time, everything they think and do is at base level, swearing and total ignorance are a common symtom. Most of Low Productions suffer from this sad discease! Features: Closeness, slug battering, beatle burning, questionable bedroom routines.

A Summer Holiday Called Deathcamp
Our protaganist, Michael Shatarse, has won the lottery. First, obviously, he kills his nagging wife. Then, unsure of what to do with his money he sets about remaking his favourite film of all time, Summer Holiday. This time it will be the way he wants it, ie foul and completely different but, still starring Cliff Richard as the lead. Michael searches for Cliff and, in his role as a toilet attendant, he finds him,...sat on the toilet! After being persuaded into starring in this blockbuster, the film begins..... Features: Cliff Richard, Davros, She-Davros, the Sandmen, Fuzzy Donger(Fonze), Magic Hilda, Slack Alice, Tankers, Buddy Holly, Hank Marvin, The Cybermen, The Millenium Falcon, Elvis and whole lotta shitheads!

Beauty: Whose fault is it anyhow?
This is a story which is ongoing and forever questioned. What is beauty? Why do we find some things beautiful and others just plain discusting? Why do we give a fuck? All this and more you won't find answered properly here!

Otkuda
Dr Santa and Fucko first appeared in The Lighthouse People. We hoped it would be their last! Here they show how their special relationship of hatred and complacency has developed. Their relationship is close to that of a marriage. It’s hard to be married when you divorced from reality!

Killer Taylor, Fucking Cunt
Save us! Killer Taylor is a fucking cunt and that’s that!

The Hitler’s Iron Hyman Show
Hitlers Iron Hyman Show is, in a word, TENSE! It's the day to day life of the Hitler family, at work, at rest and, at play... Hitlers' boss is coming to tea and the Hitlers are preparing; threatening the son etc. The meal does not go according to plan and it all ends in tears..... Features: violence, shooting-up, bizarre gay sex, bizarre straight sex, ShitBall live!, and ultimately...death

TV Poem
In the blandness of TV; we grab nothing. Our eyes are stuck on an image. Only the kettle can save us!

Dead End
What a mystery! Two total strangers find that they share a secret. They have the same father, a father who led two very different lives. A weak story with a weak aim, to end.

Drowning in Pieces
When a young dweeb comes across a disused mirror on the floor, he looks at it etc.

A Sociological Nightmare
Hey man! More people should attend night school. So many interesting characters can be found there. This night school is no different. A mixture of grief magnets attend a Sociology class, this is the only thing they have in common with each other. People! AH!