Philip now signs all of his performances with a marker pen, writing "by Philip". His last performance (to date) involved mooing like a cow into an empty can with a plastic bag over his head, tieing a chair to his big toe and dragging it about, and emptying bins in an Arts Centre. Apparently making a mess like this was part of an international art festival, although for him it was something to do of a Sunday afternoon. He has done some performances in the great outdoors recently, in woods and beaches, and did one near a Buddihst monastery involving children (nowt bad, though!) Being a performance artist is his 'profession' and his reason for getting out of bed, inbetween normal life shit which is also like a performance anyway. He is also a member of the art group Borderline and writes for magazines that none of you lot have ever read.